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My boss’s wife is trying to set me up with her brother. He’s a nice man. Just sort of a bit older. If the older sister is 57, how old can he be? Or more like, how young can he be? He looked 40, but I feel like there’s no way he’s 40 if she’s 57.  We did have fun hanging out, but, after two drinks, everyone is kinda fun. 

Idk. He has a cool scar. It’s also mostly just weird cause this is related to my boss. And the age. Like, what if he doesn’t agree with some of my lifestyle choices? 

And I don’t want to talk about future relationships with my boss. And I’m immature for my age.

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fastcompany:

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Kna’da mean??

Kna’da mean??

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tiffanyandco:

A sketch for the Tiffany T collection.  

Maybe I’m just hungry, but I thought this was a sketch for an easy taco filling station. 

tiffanyandco:

A sketch for the Tiffany T collection.  

Maybe I’m just hungry, but I thought this was a sketch for an easy taco filling station. 

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"Let me share with you a little worldly Woody wisdom,” said McConaughey, explaining that he had a bit of a problem last year and went to Woody for some advice.

“I said, ‘Woody, you always seem to keep it pretty cool. What do you do when you have a conflict or problem in your life?’ Being my good friend, he thinks about it for a minute. He lowers his head for about 15 or 20 seconds and picks his head up and looks me right in the eye to my soul and says, ‘I just forget about it.’”

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Robin Wright!

Business in the front; Party in the back. 

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notes from the emmys - red carpet

Lena dunham is gross especially when shes trying to pose for the camera sexylike. i feel like she’d smell like cheese.

unf, i have an old man crush on bryan cranston. id get on that. i was even into him when he was on malcolm in the middle. hot dad.

why does jon voight look like an italian chef or opera singer now?
apparently jon voight creates a new accent for each character he plays. hmmmmmm. i thought he always played jon voight. however, i havent watched much ray donovan so maybe he’s awesome on that.
the red carpet guy just asked him if he knows what a selfie is. i think the old people know what a selfie is. their bewildered look is probably because there is a fucking facebook selfie booth. really? whoa. media. trending trends.

if i hear any pharell song one more time this year, i may blow out my ear drums. never thought id feel that way about him but enough. some songs should have more that 6 words.

i feel bad, but seth meyers isnt so funny. i mean, he’s funny. I really like him, like he’d be a nice funny guy to have a conservative dinner with and exchange some humorous situational humor, but not for a late night show. Its like hes too wholesome. perfect for live tv.

i find that julia roberts isn’t aging aggressively enough and it annoys me.